In a cheerful little house on top of a grassy hill lived a spirited little pig who had very strong opinions about muddy puddles, about who got the biggest slice and about exactly how a party should be done.

When her birthday finally arrived, she gathered her whole family, Daddy (who laughed at everything), Mummy (who kept it all together) and little brother (who tried his best) around the most magnificent spread they had ever seen.

She looked at the table, tilted her head with that signature snort and declared with absolute confidence:

"This. Is. PERFECT."

And for once, everyone agreed.